Moonlit blunt

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Slaters 50/50 is called such because half of their patties is beef, and the other half is bacon

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New icon cause John wouldn’t stop riding my dick about it.

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My view for the next 15 hours

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Fun Fact: If I get drunk and there is a traffic cone in the vicinity, I will end up wearing it.

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In case the world ran out of calendars I’d offer my services to the International Summer Time Committee because you always know June is around the corner when my freckles start coming in.

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I got home from work and there was a kitten in my bedroom!
She likes to eat my ears.

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I may or may not finally have a webcam

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angular-momentum replied to your post: that-fucker replied to your post: that-fucker…

n n n n never stop

I’m running out of things to do with my face

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