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little-stranger-deactivated2013 asked: 15 & 28 & 50 (hi)
ilu
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
Yeah, I’ve got a fragile ego.
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
I almost never get sick, but when I do it’s way bad.
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
I’m supposed to take my meds and throw the garbage but I’m probably not going to do either until tomorrow morning.
that-fucker asked: What is your best sex gone hilariously wrong story?
I don’t have many sex stories to begin with, and none are funny unless you count the fact that I’m absolutely shit and disappointing in bed?
However, this one time I was wasted at a friends house after a party watching tv and his cousin asked me -by typing out a text message on her phone and showing it to me- ‘do you wanna fuck’
I said sure, we went into her room and I started to go down on her. Unfortunately she smelled like the worst kind of rotten so I just finger blasted her for a minute, maybe two, while she kept trying to force my head down and I was just fighting back.
Then suddenly she got really wet and I looked down and she was bleeding all over my hand(longish nails don’t do well in a vagina) I thought she had her period(I was like 17?) so I jumped up screaming internally and ran to the bathroom and started washing and disinfecting my hand with anything I could find.
When I was done I just went back to the couch in the living to watch TV with my friend and then like 15 minutes later she joined me and blew me under a blanket and then I never spoke to her again except like, cordially whenever I was at her cousin’s house.
everydayweirdo asked: honest opinion youre a pretty cool dude very funny and u surprise me with your taste in music which is pretty awesome as well
Thanks a lot.
I’ve only been folowing you for a minute but you’ve got a good blog. Great art and music.
Anonymous asked: I like that you were thinking about watching Cloud Atlas but then you settled on the other available art film Cool Runnings you made the better choice
I think so.
Microwave nachos go better with this movie anyway.
thesecurityofsimplicity asked: Wait, what is this about Gandhi being racist, a pedophile, and a wife-beater? How have I not heard of this?
When Gandhi lived and worked in South Africa, he developed a deep hatred of black people and called them animals and subhuman. He said that whites needed to be the predominant race in South Africa because blacks wouldn’t be capable of handling a country. He claimed that Indians were “infinitely superior to Kaffirs” (Kaffir being the Indian version of the N-word)
He regularly beat his wife and cheated on her with other women while simultaneously denying her sex for months and even years.
He slept naked with his niece and other preteen girls in his bed in an effort to prove that he could “control his manliness”
He said that Jews should all commit suicide instead of fight back against Hitler.
Most Indians didn’t like Gandhi. In fact many hated him, hence his assassination.
Western society has all but deified the man, and in the process forgotten that he was indeed a man. A flawed man who didn’t practice what he preached.
I’m not saying he was a bad person, he was human and being human makes you both God and the Devil’s clear replicas.
I’m just saying that one has to keep in mind the morals that this man held when quoting something he said about the morals that one should hold.
Anonymous asked: I am not anywhere near 60! lmao. I'd be surprised if I knew how to use a computer at 60yrs old..
Anonymous asked: Lol. No, I'm in a sorority, and when you join you get a big sister, like a mentor. Your big sister's big sister is your grandma, and then your grandma's big sister is your great grandma. lmao. Sorry, thats confusing. I'm 18, I'll be 19 next month! (:
Ah ok that makes sense I guess.
I was beginning to worry that you were like 60
Anonymous asked: So am I and most people just look at me like a weirdo when they figure it out. Except my Great Grandma Jean thru my sorority. She loved the line and now oddly enough uses it herself. lmao.
Wait your Great Grandma was in your sorority?
How old are you?
Anonymous asked: That's exactly what I say to people! lmao. That or "Unless you like it that way, in which case you should leave me your number." haha.
Haha yeah that’s been my go-to response since I realized I am in fact into that sort of thing.
Anonymous asked: If I could kick Scott walker in the balls I deff would. I can't stand him. Also, I assure you I am not making fun of you at all. I promise. I genuinely think you're extremely attractive.
Well thank you, I really do appreciate the compliments, I just have a hard time accepting them.
you should come off anon though, I don’t bite.
I mean unless you’re into that kind of thing.
Anonymous asked: You're definitely attractive! But your sidebar says you live in NY, I live in WI. ):
You must not be LeVar Burton, because I’m gonna have to take your word for it.
And this is true, I live in NY.
Being that you’re in Wisconsin, you should kick Scott Walker in the balls for me. That would be cool.
How are you, today?
Anonymous asked: You're really frickin' attractive, why do you not live in my state?!
Well I’m actually not, but thank you.
Also I don’t know where you live so I couldn’t answer that. Maybe I do?
fatznationandthecolonyofkiersten asked: I'm coming back to Buffalo. Can we chill at Bidwell and just get retarded harmmered?
Yes! When?
Also, for good?
twelfth-doctor asked: what happened with the car loan?
It got denied because I have non-existent credit.
Which somehow is as bad as- or worse than- bad credit.
Oh, sorry I only buy things that I can afford and I pay cash for them. I guess I can understand why you wouldn’t want someone as irresponsible as me to have a little bit of your money.
:(