2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 13, 16, 24, 29, 30, 33, 37, 39, 49

Blue yellow black and grey striped boxer briefs

trail mix

computer tan

grey and breezy but not uncomfortably cold

text: Mary call: the manager of my job’s office

lately it’s been butts/hips

5’11”

no but I do need glasses/contacts. just don’t wear them

you hug everyone, kisses are reserved

Ubik - Philip K. Dick p.145/183

Got my left ear pierced in 8th grade. Kept it for about 4 months. Pierced my lip when I was a sophomore and got punched in it when I got home so I never wore that. Would like to pierce again but I’m lazy and cheap.

I’m answering this and that’s it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_ATxfEuLU

drugs, skipping school, graffiti, masturbating/porn, reading Goosebumps, sitting on a bench, not-eating-soup

no, again i want one but i’m too indecisive/fickle and also cheap

/o/ \o\ <-- Us, partying

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~~~/o/~~~       <—a man drowning
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I did say "party," didn't I?

Ain’t no party like a missing-persons-search-party cause a  missing-persons-search-party don’t stop!

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I'll send out a search party.

As long as there’s booze

What about me?!

I dun even know nigga.

You started this whole thing. I don’t even know where I am!

butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts.

you filled my ask box with butts

I hope you're smoking bath salts. all the cool kids are doing it.

I don’t even know. Like are they actually bath salts or is that some street name for some fucked up research chemical?

Some lady on the bus was talking about it to anyone that would listen and she said she was gonna make a stop to Bed Bath and Beyond after she went to Tops and I felt like that wasn’t an accurate place to find drugs that get you so high that you eat 65% of a man’s face.

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I dont think that person asking if you were trans was meant in a negative way... maybe they are and need someone to relate or reach out to?
Anonymous ASKED

Totally plausible, and I didn’t mean to be rude. Just pointing out faulty logic.

I am not trans but if Anon(or anyone) needs someone to vent at or talk to, one of my few positive traits is the ability to listen/empathize/understand and provide feedback.

Also I’m desperate for human interaction, so you’d be helping me as well.

are you transgendered? I'm asking because you post a lot of stuff about transgenedered people.
Anonymous ASKED

By this logic I am also video games and forests and Felicia Day and buildings and boobs and poetry and food and Osama bin Laden.

Also I’m fairly certain that stacked against all of my 25.5k posts the ratio of trans* positive posts to anything else is very slim.

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You can donate to the humble bundle and then just save the keys until you get your comp

Yeah I realized that after some reading.

I’m on the site, purchasing it right… now.

Well, not now-now, but the now that was now when I typed now.

Slaters 50/50 is called such because half of their patties is beef, and the other half is bacon

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why did your dad just get offended by the daily show?
rockycore ASKED

Because my dad eats, sleeps, and breathes Fox News.

Because the first half of yesterday’s episode was spent shitting on Fox News and using Republogic to call Romney, Palin, and others socialists. 

DUH I KNOW THAT I was expecting a funnier reaction. Like I giggled for a good two minutes after I sent that message because the answer was SO OBVIOUS
milftank ASKED

I knew I should have gone snarky! I didn’t want to be a dick though haha

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milftank ASKED

Boring and brown