doitallordonothingatall asked: No, its not just you. I fear I may try my best and fail, that my best won't cut it.
Yeah that thought takes up about 60% of all of my thoughts, every day.
Anonymous asked: why your are sitting on tumblr instead of finding a better job where you won't work with borderline paedophiles
I’ve been applying for jobs online for the past two days.
I can’t apply in person because I get automatically rejected based on my size.
that-fucker asked: I kind of want to get you a giant tortoise just so you can do that
I WOULD DO THE FUCK OUT OF THAT!
Anonymous asked: 4th gens are dope as hell! I think thats the same as what the kid on here has, scan the el camino tag and you'll prolly find it if you're interested. Always cool to keep in touch with fellow elky owners man
I’d like to, but I don’t even have one yet! I’ll know by Tuesday if I can afford it.
And then I’m not even positive I’m going to purchase it, I’ve yet to even test drive it.
Anonymous asked: what years that elky I think I saw somebody else on here with one just like it
howling-cat-tongues asked: ♫
Empusae & Shinkiro - Third Ornament
an 8 minute ambient chillout song that we’d have to smoke to
threestarks asked: What was going through your head when you took your sidebar image? It always makes me lol
“Oh god oh god
please make them love me
if I take this picture will they love me?”
or something along those lines
sour-plums asked: 1 [I like that one!] 13, 20, 35, 51
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
I try not to eat hot dogs, but when I do, it’s ketchup mustard and dill spears.
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on top?
Trail mix bag is the only thing in it.
35: Do dogs like you?
I’ve never thought of this before, but yeah they do.
51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”)
Depends contextually on which word, but generally I say an-tie.
marylemcke asked: 1. Your name is Darien. 2. Butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts stuck to a hot, vinyl car seat. (That's freakin' uncomfortable). 3. Bitchin', butts, bacon. 4. I follow because I do what I want. And the content that you post caused me to click on the follow button. That's how following happens.
HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!??!?!?!?!?! I don’t feel safe anymore D:
butts butts butts butts butts! and memories of trips to the beach in my mom’s old Corolla… the pain!
Butts and bacon are bitchin’. What could go wrong!?
Yes my blog is very followable, and I’ve been meaning to say, your’s has been on very on-point lately(moreso than normal).
Y’all should follow Marymore Lemoncake.
idrownideas asked: hahaha good analogy but i'd still let Obama tap my sack over Romney
To each their own, man.
I’d prefer my loins feel the sweet caress of the proletariat.
If you feel me.
idrownideas asked: That's politics though.
Okay so let’s imagine that every day of your life someone was to come up to you and kick you square in the nuts.
You couldn’t stop it, but every four years you were allowed to choose who was going to do it to you.
Why would you want the one who was going to pretend to be your friend whilst they did it?
Personally I’d kick back.
That’s nutkicks though.
idrownideas asked: I don't get your argument to be honest with you. Lesser of two evils still means one is not as bad as the other. So why not vote for the one who wont completely fuck everything up rather than run the risk of having the greater of two evils win?
The thing is though, there isn’t a real lesser of two evils.
They’re both equally fucked up, working for the exact same goals, serving the exact same people.
Just because Obama is in a prettier, more PC package doesn’t mean anything would be any different under Romney.
At least Romney/Republicans are honest about what they do and are polite enough to look you in the eyes whilst they jab a knife in to your gut.
Whereas Obama/Democrats distract you with shiny things likes gay marriage and well-meaning but essentially pointless talk, and then stab you in the back.
They are two sides of the exact same coin and anyone who thinks things would actually be better under one or the other is deluded and I pity them.
And don’t take this to mean I think Obama -or even Romney- are truly evil men. I’m sure they’re perfectly lovely people when you get to know them.
But in the long run, they’re nothing but servants to the plutocracy.
The masters they serve are cruel and they are hateful and they are evil.
And they don’t give a fuck about you.
Anonymous asked: so youre an anarchist and your against banks and money and the government but you are a security guard at a bank? haha omg talk about a hypocrite.
No, I am a security guard at an office complex that just so happens to house 2 banks
And the way I look at it is this:
I don’t give a fuck about my job. I do the bare minimum to keep it, and if anything ever happened where I was tasked with “protecting” the banks I wouldn’t do a thing. They don’t pay me enough to actually care.
I sit on my ass 8 hours a day and get paid to read, draw, watch movies and take cigarette breaks.
Doing-no-work-at-work-and-still-getting-paid-for-it as revolutionary praxis.