Since I’ve been getting a crapload of new followers recently, I decided to do an About Me.

Awesome people say I’m funny.
I like sleeping.
Pot makes me high.
I’ve seen more car crashes than most people.
I laugh really hard when strangers fall or trip.
I’m prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
I’m quite interested in theoretical physics and read about it for fun, but I failed physics in high school and I suck at math.
I love sandwiches.
If I were a stunt man I’d bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn’t working.
I’ll cry during a sad movie. I don’t give a fuck.
I hate telephones.
I believe the flu shot is one of many ways the government controls us.
I have never watched Jag.
I believe fish and birds are more alike than we may think.
Children with runny noses scare me.
I use foul language as a crutch.
I am lazy, but find hard work rewarding.
Ice cream frequently calls out to me to be eaten.
I sometimes dream of what it would be like just moments before the world ends.
I have long compared the similarities between Santa and Satan.
I miss Peter Jennings.
I hate celebrity gossip.
I found the final episode of The Sopranos to be brilliant.
Canned laughter makes me ill.
I believe that most people take great satisfaction in at least one thing that most people would find disgusting.
I don’t sleep well.
I loath the color beige.
My phone number was 886-1953 when I was nine years old.
I challenge both sharks, and the bird flu.
I do not trust overly happy people.
Text messaging is my favorite form of written communication.
I find conspiracy theories to be both stimulating and ludicrous.
I would prefer to just take the day off.
Warm deli meat disgusts me.
Crunchy Tacos are messy, but more fulfilling to me.
I tune out occasionally.
Shoe stores annoy me.
I worry about disease sometimes.
I have skinny dipped in the Gulf of Mexico.
Paper airplanes are a little over-rated in my opinion.
I more than likely could go the rest of my life without listening to another Z.Z. Top song, and be ok with that.
Magnets fascinate me.
I believe a certain amount of paranoia is a good thing.
I like food that gives me gas.
Saturn is my favorite planet.
Skipping is something I do not do.

That’s pretty much it.