Me: Why not? It's not like I have a life anyway.
Dad: Aw man! Don't say that! You have a life!
Me: No I don't.
Dad: You do to! You go to Hippodrome. (a billiards hall)
Me: I've been to Hippodrome 3 times in my entire life.
Dad: You go to the movies.
Me: I haven't been to the movies in months except once with my mother. And she was doing a shop. (mystery shopping)
Dad: You... oh alright.
- marylemcke said: lololol It’s like when my roommates say I’m such a party animal and I’m like, “Yeah, those three times I went to a bar make me a party-er. Just don’t mention the EVERY NIGHT DRINKING ALONE in front of my computer or while playing video games.”Idiots.
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