December 2011
i always forget that “i’m going to kill myself” is not a suitable thing to say during casual conversation
November 2011
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They found me guilty probably cause I said ‘not gonna lie, i hopped the train’ but they waived the $130 fine because my dad has brain damage way to go dad!
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racism isn’t funny
racist jokes are funny
smartykat:
All I want for Christmas is you books records <3
I'd rather be eating pussy.
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In July I got a ticket for hopping the train because I only had enough cash on hand to make one leg of the two-leg journey home.
I have an NFTA court appearance in 2 hours to contest paying $180 for that
and wouldn’t you know it, I’ve only got enough cash on hand to get there and not home
jfc
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shitfappens asked: In case someone missed it, santa couch har har im so clever
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“always tell the truth, except to the police.”
i don’t even like Christmas but I love ms painting santa clothes on to things
shirtless-scientist:
I hate my stoner life.
I've never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss,...
Yeah, probably
